Laughter seems to be virtually forgotten these days given 1,000 deaths a day from Covid-19, economic issues, political unrest and natural disasters.

However, a friend shared some PANDEMIC PUNS with me and i wanted to pass them along.  You may groan at some, but hopefully you will also chuckle.

  • Finland has just closed their borders.  No one will be crossing the finish line.
  • So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic
  • Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
  • Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.
  • There will be a minor baby boon in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
  • The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.  Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.  To be clear, WHO let the dogs out
  • Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?  It’s a long story.
  • I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you it.
  • I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspaper.  Times are rough.
  • Grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.  All that’s left is de brie.